Not a product · no fake uptime
Live probes against the APIs on this machine. If generate is down, you see it here. Cost policy and runbook as written — not a dashboard mock, and not a fake uptime number.
The install
These probes are the board. The install is a CI gate on generate, an idle policy in writing, and a runbook your engineer can run without me.
probes only · laptop smoke is ci.ps1 · GitHub Actions smokes generate/query on push · that job does not deploy this host